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Nah I'd win.

Yuji: So you'd lose?
Gojo: Nah I'd win.
by LAKA SAKA WAKA June 26, 2024
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Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.
Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?
by MartinSheen March 22, 2011
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win machine

A character in a story, TV show, movie, etc. that only grows stronger as circumstances get harder so there is never any real chance of losing
The Hulk never loses, he is a win machine, he just gets stronger the angrier he gets until he wins.
by Mushroomtattoo May 29, 2018
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A Hutzel Win

A win that is based on only luck and should be counted as a loss. Such as having an absolute terrible fantasy football team but your team gets extremely lucky and it wins games it shouldn't have won.
Wow did you see the Alabama game last night?

No but I heard it was quite a hutzel win.
It sure was. What a bunch of frauds.
by Beter Griffin has ligma September 30, 2021
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winning

Interviewer: At you bipolar?
Sheen: I'm bi-winning.
by megow April 21, 2011
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winning the lottery

You: Mom I won the lottery!
Mom: We can finally move out of this apartment!
Dad:*Walks into the room* Hey son I'm back with the milk!
You and mom: WTF!?!?!

winning the lottery: dad comes back with milk
by iburneddown21orphaneges December 28, 2022
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Nah I'd win

"Nah I'd win" is a phrase used by Go/jo in chapter 221 of the hit manga Jujutsu Kisen, the phrase is commonly used to cope with a week break taken by the author of the manga Gege Akutami. The phrase eventually brought the birth of the humanity extinction event, Lobotomy Kisen.
Doubter: "Would you lose?"
You: " Nah I'd win"
by Cait_b1 December 17, 2023
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