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bi-winning

1. Winning here and winning there
2. What you may be if you don't know the definition of bipolar
3. Side effect of the drug "Charlie Sheen"
4. Getting 5 movie deals in the last, I dunno, 8 seconds
5. Curing yourself with your brain after almost dying of an overdose of every substance discovered, legal or otherwise
6. Epic and radical
One man: Did you hear how Charlie Sheen demanded more money from that show after almost dying from drug overdose?

Half man: He was winning before that epic run... and now he's winning more? How does he do it?

Charlie Sheen, sprinting by in his underwear and Wild Thing glasses: I'm bi-winning!
by Epicrun337 March 24, 2011
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Why isn't the left winning!?

Smug, stupid, self-righteous, preachy, dogmatic, authoritarian, obnoxious, petty, incoherent, zealous, dumb, bad... All of the things that are wrong with the religions minus the promise of magic powers and immortality.
Shit-lib "DERRRRR! DERRRRRRRRRR! WHY ISN'T THE LEFT WINNING!? WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT ME TO HAVE AN INCREASING AMOUNT OF CONTROL OF THEIR MINDS? DeRrRrRrRrRrR! SHIT-LIB DERRRRRRR!"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2024
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bi-winning

Charlie Sheen's response when asked if he was bipolar in a 2011 interview with Andrea Canning.
Charlie Sheen: "I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what?"
by oheckno March 28, 2011
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Winning

What Republicans do.
Were going to keep winning, winning, winning.
by --Trump2020 November 15, 2018
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I have two wins and you have zero

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking
by Cultured ass February 28, 2025
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Pay To Win

Xbox GT: Ornsteein;

A person who has no interest in actually playing the game and making progress. Instead they make progress by paying others to do it for them.
Ornsteein PAY TO WIN by paying other people to take him to the lighthouse in destiny 2 Trials event.
by Cheese866 December 1, 2021
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Can’t win for losing

When you voluntarily lose (to make someone feel better, to end an argument), and then the situation gets even worse. So, what you thought you would gain by losing on purpose is lost anyway.

It’s a colloquial equivalent to paving the road to hell with good intentions.

(A lot of people writing their definitions for this are trying to make logic out of the phrasing but weren’t around when this phrase was more popular, leading to incorrect definitions.)
I let my spouse win the argument to calm down the situation, and now I’m getting criticized for not sticking up for myself. I can’t win for losing!
by Jemie Weino October 8, 2022
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