Corn on the cob

Corn on the cob, also known as "the Gerald Matthews": When you're exploring a woman's breasts with your mouth, and your first instinct is to bite down as hard as you can rather than gently caressing their nipple's with your tongue.

Bob: You totally hurt Sally last night
Jim: What, how?
Bob: She was crying earlier and said you pulled a corn on the cob on her, I could see the blood dripping through her shirt!

by Qport November 20, 2015

corn rolled

another word for beating owning pwning someone.

Q: how did you do in the game tonight?
A: man i corn rolled so many people

by dave elm September 21, 2008

Pink corn

When you stick an ear of corn up you bloody vagina.

Last night i gave my girl some pink corn

by Pink corn enthusiast October 13, 2017

corn rails

How white, uneducated people say corn rows.

Josh: "Im going to give me kid corn rails when im older."
Anna: "Its corn rows you retard."

by Ajb28 August 21, 2017

Corn Tip

A natural occurring phenomenon where corn or a loose peanut blocks a sliver tootsie or pee from escaping a penis.

I couldn't pee because of my CORN TIP.

by psylence July 11, 2015

It's time for Corn

A phrase to initiate the ritual of eating corn with family friends, or even your dog.

Me: IT'S TIME FOR CORN
My Grandma: *SCREAMS*
My GF: *Vaporizes in out of thin air*
My Dog: *Grows 20 extra legs and consumes all of the corn*

by ReLeo March 20, 2018

Corn noser

The act of kissing ass so deep and hard you get corn on your nose

That is how you can get that raise kiss it deep and hard corn noser

by Corn nosed January 30, 2017