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Bird watching

To have sex with a MILF.
I told my buddy I was going bird watching last night. He thought I meant spotting some rare finches, but let's just say I was more interested in a rare mom with a pair of...binoculars!
by mika6969 July 20, 2024
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ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo

The government doesn't NEED to watch you. So long as you accept the propositions of the Universal Submission Ethic I know EXACTLY where you are. I know where you are on Sunday. I know you need to work hard and be friendly so I know where you are going to be Monday through Friday.
Conspiracy theorist "ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo!"

Hym "I don't even need to watch you to know where most of you are and I'M actually being watched so I don't really see how my thing isn't worse than your fucking DATA."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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bunny watch

When two sets of couples (or more) have sex in the same room at the same time without direct involvement with each other's experience.
Tonight, my boyfriend and I are having a bunny watch with Kim and Kanye.
by bUnnYwaTch August 6, 2016
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Loli Watching

It's a lot like Bird Watching, or People Watching, but where you're very specifically watching loli's. Usually done in public pools, beaches, or parks.
A: Hey friend, wanna go loli watching at the local pool with me?
B: Sure! I'm sure we'll see a lot of cuties this time.
by blasphemyislove April 10, 2023
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Wanna watch Kamen Rider?

Specially used when the top in a relationship invites the bottom to hot, sweaty homoerotic sex in which the bottom is completely dominated and submissive.
"Hey, wanna watch Kamen Rider? Maybe tonight"

"Oh, yeah for sure!"
by bedgio? April 14, 2024
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Watching Ratatouille

What you tell your parents you're doing when you want to have sex with someone and don't want them to know. Can be substituted for other movies, preferably pixar.
"You up for watching ratatouille this weekend?"
"Yeah totally, let me know when you're free."
by BarryBBensonsdad July 15, 2019
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skibidi toilet premier watching

a large group of indivisuals who shank volleyball every so oftenand have certain memories of going to the beach, going on picnics, eating ramen, going to 哥哥 and 弟弟s house and have yet to watch the haikyuu movie, which ironically, is the whole reason for this group, and will loose their mother soon
skibidi toilet premier watching friendgroup is so cool lal
by ateaspilled April 28, 2024
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