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Wank Machine

When a girl grabs ur dick and jerks off for u and u cum in her mouth and she throws up her her vagina and u lick it up and u throw up on ur dick and she sucks it up and it keeps going and going till someone dies
Yo dat girl gimmi a wank machine
by LionLit200 December 3, 2016
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Uncomfortable Wank

The act of dropping a deuce while jerking the power ranger. Although this act is deemed a scientific anomaly, some men derive extreme pleasure from evacuating their bowls and testies simultaneously.
Dave screamed in morose pleasure as he completed an uncomfortable wank at the local Burger King
by ATM spajshj September 14, 2019
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Tongue Wank

A tongue wank is when you get the tightest of pussies and you tongue them and you actually stick your tongue up the pussy and it feels like a wank but on your tongue.

Most commonly used in the town of Papamoa in the North island of New Zealand and Westport in the South island of New Zealand
"That guy next door he gave me a tongue wank it felt so good" or

"Wow Regan is such a Chinese tongue wank"
by n8frompap January 3, 2018
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wank and run

Similar to a ding-dong-ditch, it is the act of jacking off until you are about to cum, knocking on someone's window until they open the blinds, and then busting all over the glass. After you've finished you have to pull up your pants and run away
Those goddamn kid keeping doing wank and runs to our house, this is the third time this week I've had to go to the store for windex!
by CUSTOMBRO420 May 21, 2017
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wank bait

Seeing porn or hentai on a facebook which is pandering for likes!
"What's this post? Hentai, that's total wank bait!"
by rusty wank stain February 20, 2015
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piddle wank

The art of masturbating. Only occurs when you havn't got enough energy and the spuff volcano trickles over your stomach.
"Dude, I'm so knackered I just had a piddle wank!"

"Bad luck dude...here's a tissue"
by Tris n Tim June 20, 2008
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Yank-Wank

The AMERICAN WAY of jerking off!
Wanking while looking at that sexy flag.
HOOKER: Hi there, wanna fuck? It's only 40 dollers!
AMERICAN PATRIOT: Hell no, i got that beautiful flag i can look at instead, i am gonna yank-wank! FREEDOM!!!!!!!!
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