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oral virgin

An oral virgin is a guy who has never had a boner in his mouth.
I haven't been an oral virgin for a long time -- I love to suck dick!
by eda-skip June 26, 2022
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Neophonic Virgin

A person who has never owned a mobile telephone of the most current generation. Types or defining characteristics of neophonic virgin tend to be non-youthful (old people), poor, or Luddites (see unabomber).
Jon Doe: "I'm never getting an Android phone, I hear they're hard to use and my friend says he keeps hitting buttons in the middle of calls when he holds it to his ear."

Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."
by Ziegegeist January 5, 2011
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scrolling virgin

Any person who looks for new sexual positions, or potential experiences on any defining media source, such as urban dictionary, to better their odds of not looking like a complete virgin or a masturbator.
Ronnie is not a sexpert. He is a scrolling virgin
by tango1delta January 24, 2015
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phone virginity

You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.
a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.
by Epic_Stoner April 10, 2015
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Virgin Australia

An airline for people who have don't like Qantas, so they fly with a carrier inferior service just to spite them
Hey I'm pumped for my holiday to Cairns!
Nice, who are you flying with?
Virgin Australia!
Oh, you're a member of the I hate QantasClub
by FlyDude October 22, 2016
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Honorary virgin

Someone who may have had sex once but still lives like a virgin or is a virgin in other ways.

Examples are sex abuse victims that have never had a consensual sexual relationship, nerdy manchildren who've hired prostitutes then went back to their manchild lifestyle, someone who may have had sex once but is unable to get any action the rest of their lives.

An example would be Chris Chan who lost his virginity to a prostitute in 2012 but is still the king of Lulzcows.
Well technically Im not a virgin because an ugly chick banged me at a party in highschool, but I've never had a girlfriend or relationship since so at least Im an honorary virgin.

I hate being a virgin!
You're not a virgin! you had sex with that prostitute a few years ago.
Yeah but I'm still an honorary virgin because I could have never gotten sex on my own. Girls despise me.
by DarthVegetaX November 25, 2015
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Ass virgin

It means that you have not had anal sex yet
Yo bro!! I just popped my ass virgin cherry
by Black fire magic November 13, 2018
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