anal virgin

An anal virgin is a guy who has never been fucked in his asshole.

I was an anal virgin until I came to the Academy -- now, several other cadets fuck me regularly!

by eda-skip June 26, 2022

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oral virgin

An oral virgin is a guy who has never had a boner in his mouth.

I haven't been an oral virgin for a long time -- I love to suck dick!

by eda-skip June 26, 2022

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A person who has never owned a mobile telephone of the most current generation. Types or defining characteristics of neophonic virgin tend to be non-youthful (old people), poor, or Luddites (see unabomber).

Jon Doe: "I'm never getting an Android phone, I hear they're hard to use and my friend says he keeps hitting buttons in the middle of calls when he holds it to his ear."

Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."

by Ziegegeist January 5, 2011

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sad virgin

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"Cat watches from the deep dark depths of virginity, because she's a sad virgin."

by An actual fucking cat April 4, 2019

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WTF Virgin

A girl/woman who for religious or other reasons decides that she will only have anal sex because it 'doesn't count' as actual sex. This contradicts the more common belief that anal sex is actually a step further than regular sex. This leads intelligent people around her to scratch their heads and say, "What the fuck?!"

Marquis: Ayo jennie told me she a virgin, about to take that tonight.

Grant: Naw man she a WTF Virgin, she gives up the back door all day. The front is tight as hell but around back shit look like the Astrodome.

by GuccciMane March 14, 2011

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