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how do i type

used by ppl who dont know how to type apparently
Person 1: How do i type

Person 2: ??? Wdym u just typed

Person 1: Nuh uh
by Indigoblue4002 January 22, 2025
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Types of Kisses

THE KNOCKER

you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.

SNOT ROCKET KISSER

you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.

THE INTERRUPTION

you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.

THE FACEPLANT

you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
There you are! Types of Kisses ^*^
by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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When you're semi-bored so you start typing the word "typing" over and over again until you randomly hit enter.
I'm so bored in class but I need to look like I'm actually doing work so I'll just search up typing typing typing typing typing typing typing typing typing typing typing.
by The11thHour January 30, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Type 1 Diabetes

When your immune system chooses to be a bitch and murders your insulin cells causing this fuckass thing.
"Why do you have that thing on your arm?"
"I got Type 1 Diabetes."
by toastERER February 2, 2025
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type something a typical

Typing something a-typical. Atypical means unnatural, or abnormal.
Telemachus: Hey Nebuchadnezzar II, type something a typical
Nebuchadnezzar II: Well, it's actually spelled "atypical", but here you go: uufghcdfdsfhjgfvh775577
Telemachus: You are stretching the definition of a typical. I thought you would at least put in some effort, but you just let your cat walk across the keyboard.
by QwertyManWasTaken February 9, 2025
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