Captain Camambro

1) One who drinks copious amounts of alcohol, usually rum.
2) A fictional pirate who stabs his enemies in the throat, usually due to their failure to drink copius amounts of rum.
3) See also Camambro

1) I am a regular CAPTAIN CAMAMBRO! Why, just last night I drank 2 litres of Appleton Rum!
2) If you don't drink that mickey, CAPTAIN CAMAMBRO will slit your throat!

by Capatain Camambro September 8, 2006

Captain Caramel

A dog who is kind of stupid but people still love him

Do you see that dog Captain Caramel? he isn't really that bright but we still love him.

by Awordguy October 21, 2021

Captain America

Captain America is a Marvel superhero and one of the first Avengers. His best buds are Bucky Barns aka The Winter Soldier and Sam Wilson aka Falcon.

"If I could only choose one superhero, I would choose Captain America cuz he is awsomeee"

by JarmoTheIdiot May 15, 2018

Captain boomerang

Dc villain known to have most useless weapon enemy of the flash

I heard the flash fought captain boomerang last week... it was like 15 seconds og nc

by しゅじん November 5, 2021

captain splash

A sad person, very similiar to a 'saddo'.

John is a captain splash, he keeps having a go at jason for no reason.

by Billy Idol July 7, 2006

Captain's Rank

When a woman has camel toe while wearing a military uniform. The Camel Toe resembles the double bars of the rank of Captain.

"Hey check out that chick in the tight pants"

"I'd stand at attention for that Captain's Rank"

by SGT Cricket November 24, 2011

captain hitler

that one police officer or security guard that just goes absolutely mental for no apparent reason.

does not have to be violent.

so i was just standing around outside the shops when captain hitler came over and went absolutely ballistic on me. i still don't know what i did wrong.

by Nuclear Diarrhea. January 21, 2017