Ham tanking

Forcibly and consensually yet possibly unexpectedly feeding someone your asshole. Presenting your ass to be eaten at an unexpected time without relent.

1: I was trying to read the paper when

suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.

2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.

by Freckle Newt February 14, 2024

Tanked

To null an effect or attack with ease or minimal effort

Guy 1: bro' did you see that dragon ball super episode where jiren Tanked vegeta's final flash?
Guy 2: Ye man, they did him dirty.

by Toei Addict March 5, 2021

Tank

Usually someone who is incredibly strong. Maybe no upper body strength but man can she fucking hit a bitch.

Damn did you see Sarah last night she’s such a fucking tank

by sarahtzimas November 17, 2017

Schwanky Tank

The country version of Schwinkie Tink, only dressed like a cowboy and likes to reenact brokeback mtn.

I cant believe Jacob was such a Schwanky Tank today.

by Schwinkies man March 13, 2009

Tank

Verb. To take a flying leap into waters of unknown depth, landing in a belly flop with your arms stretched wide, and legs together.

Tank: *Splash*
Tallan: "Dude you just totally invented Tanking!!"

by miniLeader August 8, 2011

Fill Tank

When you are having raw sex with a broad and you proceed to pee while you are balls deep in her vagina.

Yo I might fill tank tonight at Bella’s dorm after slamming these beers.

by gamblerontilt August 28, 2022

thomas the tank engine

inhaling a vape through your bum hole and blowing it out through your nose

did you know my dad can thomas the tank engine

by deffo January 23, 2023