spitting the tables

(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them

person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much

by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023

spit the juice

To "get at'' a female or male.

Im gonna go spit the juice with that girl over there.

by Dat nigga Tee February 7, 2020

Spitting Anal

When you ejaculate in a female's asshole and it projectile launches back at your chest

"i just came in ur ass"
"here have it back, time for a spitting anal"

by Mylifeisfuckedup May 18, 2017

Spit Valve

A Woman who cannot seem to swallow semen. She spits it out.

"Hey man did you know Morgan is a major Spit valve?"

by Kozcup May 19, 2016

spit shinin'

it means cheap skate or frugal.

he is always spit shinin' on food an cloths.

by greenfox212 March 17, 2014

spit bomb

When you rman unexpectedly drops a louggy in the crack of your ass to get things started

Yo..my baby dropped the spit bomb on me and I knew it was about be on and poppin!

by Mstellitlikeitis January 7, 2016

Spits

When your throat gets dry to wear it almost peels, and you must have a bev on stand by- a more extreme cotton mouth

Damn he can’t breathe over there I think the spits got to him

by Motion boys September 15, 2022