Gangster Cheese

Think of it like “cash money” or the result of doing something badass. Like when you take a dump and it’s a no wiper, no spotter, no hand washer

“Damn that poop was gangster cheese!”

by Slippery Pimp March 1, 2021

cheese binge

a day or period of time when you eat almost nothing but cheese; usually results in consipation

Teddy: Hey dude, wanna go on a cheese binge together?

Nick: No, I'm still stopped up from last week's binge.

by BballRob3663 March 15, 2009

Mexican Cheese

When a guy is having sex with a sombrero on, then violently cums on a plate while singing with a ukelele or mandolin, which his partner then keeps in the freezer to eat on May 5th.

Dude 1: So What were you up to yesterday?
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-

Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.

by investigate3.11 November 4, 2018

Cheese Churning

During penetration, cheese churning is the act of physically rotating your penis inside of your partner 360 degrees, usually involving the whole body rotating along with it. After ejaculation, the churned semen resembles that of butter or cheese, not to be mistaken for dick cheese.

cheese churning is my favorite sexual act

by xcarinbonnilajuarezsalazar June 7, 2017

Cheese Hand

The hand that is saved (often during another simultaneous acitivity) for eating a cheesy (or an otherwise debri-creating) snack.

I was playing the Wii with my right hand, cause my left hand was my cheese hand.

by R3J3CT & UG April 10, 2009

slick cheese

Individually wrapped american cheese slices, which tend to have a shiny/slick appearance. Often added as a staple ingredient to a struggle meal.

Man I'm broke, I've been living off bologna and slick cheese sandwiches for a month.

by jhxetc January 13, 2017

Recreational Cheese

A cheese that is not used as an ingredient nor a topping, but merely as a stand alone snack. Best when paired with Franzia or something else that is equally as high-brow. Occasionally greeted with crackers or a baguette.

I do not feel like wings and beer tonight. I'd love to relax with a glass of Chillable Red and some slivers of Havarti or another recreational cheese.

by The Stafford Executive October 20, 2011