Troll Excuse

An excuse used for when someone says a stupid thing and later uses an excuse that says they were trolling to make themselves look smarter and seek to defend or justify.

A: I do not like Minecraft, IMO.
B: I HATE YOU FOR NOT LIKING MINECRAFT
C: Calm down, it is his opinion.
D: Do you know what IMO means? It means (in my opinion), now grow up and respect opinions
B: I TROLLED U NOOBS
D: Really, a troll excuse?

C: Good job, I hope you feel better now honey!

by MightyandSonic January 1, 2015

troll-fi

A wifi that pretends to be Perfect but loads forever

Person: yo y dafuq is this taking forever to load
Friend: Uhh? the wifi says perfect
Person: wait a minute... FUCKING TROLL-FI

by RaceMeandfitemewithpencils133 June 4, 2016

Troll-flake

1. An easily-offended snowflake trying to pass as a troll but literally everyone knows how insecure and defenseless they really are. 2. A wannabe troll. 3. See also, "snowflake."

"That kid on Xbox was such a troll-flake, he kept harassing other players and dropping slurs, but as soon as Dexter called him out he started whining like a lil bitch."

by Shredhead713 August 28, 2019

meat troll

Someone who employs all the actions of an online troll in real life, right in the face of the victim. Generally, people knew who he or she is.

Although he expressed his interest in assisting in Susan's community project, Charles showed himself to be a meat troll when he e-mailed Susan and told her that everything she was doing was for her own interests and that she was a sham.

by Scratchie September 18, 2016

LAN Trolled

When someone makes a blatantly incorrect statement and tries to play it off as trolling.

Keith: I digress
Mike: Do you even know what that means?
Keith: It means to disagree
Mike: No it doesn't
Keith: Trolled
Mike: Wow I just got LAN trolled

by ehFk June 9, 2011

troll heaven

Any website that's swarming with trolls, and with nothing being done about it. Such places are only comparable to Hell itself. Examples include Yahoo Answers, YouTube, and practically any forum or message board you can imagine.

Fred: I just commented on YouTube, and now there's a swarm of trolls on my ass.
Carl: Now you know why it's troll heaven.

by TheWriter April 20, 2013

Titty Trolling

The act of going all around the internet (particularly on sites like Chatroulette and Omegle) on a desperate quest to see some titallage.

Chat roulette convo:
Girl: "you're cute. you're not titty trolling, are you?"
Guy: "well.. I was gonna see if you'd show me your tatas."

by graffika August 5, 2011