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table jail

The extended period during a wedding (or similar event) when guests are stuck seated at their assigned tables for way too long—usually due to drawn-out speeches, slow dinner service, slideshows, or excessive formalities. Typically includes boredom, mild social anxiety, and several unnecessary drinks.
“We didn’t even get up until 9:30. Total table jail.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”
by tmarienem May 19, 2025
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bliss the table

Setting that shit a blaze

Example: Keep fucking around and I'm gonna bliss your house.
White people: pass the salt and pepper

Black people: GET OUT THE KITCHEN!!! About to bliss the table.
by TrueBlkStory March 16, 2017
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under the table

1. A way to watch porn in class usually by people who sit in the back

2. A story to say while someones parents are walking by; the story goes like this, (There was a kid named Avi that got in trouble when the teacher caught him jerking off to intense lizard porn)
1. Want to sit together in class so we can do under the table.
2. That kid punched me for saying under the table.
by Mr. cream de la cream February 28, 2022
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table watcher

In big cities, a street vendor is only allowed to occupy a certain amount of space so they hire people to stand behind their tables as a means of sliding through that legal loophole. Those people are called "table watchers".
by ModernDayPrometheus November 27, 2013
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licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit
Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"
by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017
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table fish

When you are with a group of friends and you order a main entree of fish for the table as an appetizer.
Hey friends. I just ordered table fish for us. So relax and enjoy the friends.
by Friends of Fig August 6, 2023
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black table meeting

A meeting whereby an unorthodox approach is taken in terms of business strategy. Only key personnel are invited to the secret meeting.
John decided to hold a black table meeting to discuss a tax avoiding strategy
by Barry88 August 17, 2016
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