side bitch contract

The side bitch contract states : The side bitch will have no contact with the "main" (wife, girlfriend etc...) you will not complain on February 14th about a fucking card or candy (you're a side bitch, you get dick...that's it!!) NO feelings shall become of the adventures of the male/female parties involved. As a side bitch, you must respect the hours of "calling" and return texts ASAP.
Guy : You remember the terms of the side bitch contract, right??

Girl : Yeah, now when we hooking up?!
by supernovaRED July 13, 2014
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weird side of youtube

an unoriginal phrase that describes the part of youtube where all the videos/video suggestions are strange,meaningless and usuall y kindof gross there will usually be a top comment that says "looks like I crossed over to the weird side up youtube" with like 50 thumbs up.
I started off watching niggahigga and ended up watching worlds largest zit, I need to stop crossing over to the weird side of youtube.
by qwertty92837373 November 22, 2011
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bombastic side eye

it's just another trend on TikTok that little girls think funny to do they look at you in a weird way and say "bombastic side eye and criminal offence side eye".
that one girl in your class "bombastic side eye"
you"bit shut the hell up"
by a random guy April 13, 2023
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West Side Connection

"The threat to the world is not over.
As we speak, our futures in grave danger

Ice cube, Mack 10 and W.C. are...MASTERS OF GANGSTERIZM.

A group of organized street thugs turned business men
The Gangster, The Killa, and the Dope Dealer.

Through out the western hemisphere connection cells have been multiplying faster then anticipated.
World domnination is a true reality we must face, it is...upon us.

Capitalism, Materialism, and Imperialism, our world must never fall in the hands of the WESTSIDE CONNECTION."

So what the fuck we gon do now

What the fuck are we gonna do now?"
"So what the fuck we gon do now
What the fuck are we gonna do now?"
by the_masked_magician00 December 05, 2004
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double sided mariglade

1. A double sided dildo.

2. A dildo with both ends able to be used for separate or simultaneous penetration and or stimulation of one or two participants vaginal, anal and or oral holes.
The two lesbians are going shopping for double sided mariglades.
by Absolute Pie July 28, 2010
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side job

The act of watching porn and giving the person next to you a hand job
Me and Dylan gave each other side jobs yesterday
by funking re-re May 01, 2014
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