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Wipe of shame

When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.
I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.
by Bigthickmanmeat February 21, 2018
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orange envelope of shame

A parking ticket, particularly one in a bright orange envelope, often found under windshield wipers on cars parked at university campuses and busy cities.
If you don't feed the meter when you park, there might be an orange envelope of shame on your windshield when you get back.

LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.
by southland August 18, 2017
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sheet shame

this is when you gracefully shake the bed with your partner, and you awkwardly leave your remains stained on their sheets.
"Sally, you left some behind on my bed"
"God, I'm such a sheet shamer"
by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016
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Slack Shaming

The digital walk of shame that occurs when a well-intentioned Slack message lands in the wrong channel, triggering a swarm of passive-aggressive emojis, thread derailments, and a 10-minute debate about “channel etiquette.” Often followed by a link to the workspace guidelines you definitely didn’t read. (see Post Traumatic Slack Disorder)
“Dude, I just asked where the bathroom was and now the #devops team is roasting me. Total Slack shaming.
by Jellogod May 7, 2025
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shame monger

Someone who stalks your Apple Watch and activity level and shamelessly shames you for not closing your rings. Ex. William
by Sketchy23 December 9, 2023
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Christmas Walk of Shame

Christmas Walk of Shame is when you leave your parents house the day after Christmas. In pajamas at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, you walk to your car with all your unwrapped gifts. Usually, feeling down (and broke) because Christmas is over. Most of the time this includes a hangover.
"Look at that family doing the Christmas Walk of Shame."

"Ok, Mom, we are out. Thanks for everything. We are about to do the Christmas Walk of Shame."
by PseudoMte December 28, 2011
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Memo-Shaming

The act of shaming or assuming malicious intent of an individual who uses outdated terminology who may have just not got the memo yet
Person A "As a Latino I am proud of my heritage"
Person B " It is Latinx you fucking biggot"

Person C "Hey stop Memo-Shaming them"
by wibble20 August 1, 2021
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