Michael Jorgambler

A nickname given to NBA old head Michael Jordan, after all his constant bets and times he has been seen in casinos
Example: Hey! Here’s my old friend Michael Jorgambler
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cock michael

You are such a cock michael!
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Michael Zombie

A internet Celeberity who's real name is "Michael Pittman" He gained fame from the hit site "Vampire freaks" and then led on to Facebook and Site model. He's known for his attitude and style (Which is very goth like). He got the last name "Zombie" after owning over 700 fan pages of the rock star legend "Rob Zombie".
"I'm very weird actually, I freak myself out sometimes, it's quite beautiful" -Michael Zombie.
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Michael Phelpsing

The act of complaining about success.

i.e. Michael Phelps complaining about winning a Silver medal at the 2012 Olympics...even though he has like, 15 Gold metals. Lame.
"Ahhh man, I got a 97 on that test. I should have got a 100. I studied really hard."

"She's totally Michael Phelpsing."
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Michael barrying

My girl walked in on me Michael barrying her best friend
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Michael Guerin

A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell". is one of the "Royal Four" aliens who has a "destructive" power opposed to the leader Max Evans (who has a healing power). Dates human Maria DeLuca who affectionally calls him "Spaceboy". Hobbies include riding his motorbike and painting.

He has a New York duplicate, which goes by the name of "Rath"
You: "Hey did you catch the last episode of Roswell?"
Me: "Yeah! I thought Brendan Fehr as Michael Guerin was SO hot!"
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