A huge troglodyte who has connections with the Roblox mafia.He also has multiple rage sessions were all he talks about is building sheds and being a simp for James Charles.Also his dog has a weird head like a squished olive
by Kimbo mumbo August 03, 2020
When James and Alyssa meet they will get together for a few months and they will have their on and off days but either way, his pure sexiness always gives Alyssa a reason to laugh harder. He literally puts you under a romantic disney spell and you want it to go a little longer. They both love food and are the couple with a kind soul yet have differences that make them star crossed lovers. When Alyssa is with James she literally has to be on her best behavior like she has to turn on a christian playlist in order to maintain her fun. Hes more of a hands on guy and lets you control him rather than someone like Nolan who is agonizingly rude
James and Alyssa will see each other but just never admit their love for each other. Its just a blessing as their relationship as star crossed lovers is so expensive. Thats why they feel like a million dollars for finding each other.
by Happy Christian November 20, 2020
"If I could imagine anyone being massively tiny with no guns whatsoever and extremely chubby, almost to the extent of blobby fleming, then his name would be James Morton...never heard of a James Morton though..."
by Wai Ho December 07, 2009
The hottest man to ever exist. if he wanted me to clean his floors with just my tongue i would do it instantly
by Edsbreastmilk June 02, 2021
The same thing as Mr James
The biggest Pimp Daddy in the world. He is also the band director for the Richwood Lumberjack Express.
Anytime he goes anywhere he pimps it up, wearing a suit and tie at any show or game.
He has short thin and spiked hair that you can see right through.
He has a pimped out car from the fucking 1930s or some shit idk
He’s just our pimp daddy forever 🧡🖤
The biggest Pimp Daddy in the world. He is also the band director for the Richwood Lumberjack Express.
Anytime he goes anywhere he pimps it up, wearing a suit and tie at any show or game.
He has short thin and spiked hair that you can see right through.
He has a pimped out car from the fucking 1930s or some shit idk
He’s just our pimp daddy forever 🧡🖤
by FuturePersinger March 04, 2022
by Awesome794325 October 02, 2011