godamn ducks

A term when you or someone near you farts.
Since a fart sounds somewhat like a duck it is used to blam your fart on a duck.

PersonA: *farts* ... godamn ducks
PersonB: Godamn ducks
*PersonC walks in*
PersonC: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?!
PersonA: godamn ducks!

by Jason December 6, 2004

Cosby Ducks

Rare ducks found only on golf courses in and around Arizona.

The Cosby Ducks: "I've got Jell-O puddin' on my beak again!"

by Red the Ghost June 29, 2010

Suck a duck

When autocorrect decides to be a pain in the ass

John: Suck a duck
Oliver: Lmao get fucked by autocorrect

by Succmyhorsecock May 24, 2020

Cocaine Duck

Noun- Someone that really wants QWAAAACK.

That boy is such a cocaine duck!

by MiguelitoPortwito December 2, 2010

ducks in a bag

Having a task/thing "in the bag" or successfully completed because you had your "ducks in a row" or all of the steps to completing your task/thing done. Often used when you are very smug, and when you are bragging. Bringing you, your "Ducks in a Bag"

Dude 1: wow, so I heard you won that best team captain of the year award.
Dude 2:yeah, I had my ducks in a bag from the very start.
Dude 1: how did you do that?
Dude 2: lots of bribes and sucking up to people.
Dude 1: well it worked.....

by charachar August 26, 2010

Fat duck

A way of saying someone has a massive forehead without them realising

Bob “Hey Joe you Have a fat duck”
Joe *confusion*

by Skezzy212 November 21, 2019

Peaking Duck

The duck that comes out of a girls vagina to bite you.

Dana went to the ER because his lady friends peaking duck bit his dick off.

by Crab-Rangoon March 13, 2019