Rule of Two

While a one night stand makes her feel used, a second hookup validates her worth. Then bail.

Remember that slut from the bar? Yeah, I used the rule of two on her.

by Lionel Matson December 29, 2011

Elliot Rule

A rule that states there is to be no talking while one is on the toilet, inspired by Elliot Reid of the TV show Scrubs.

Person 1: Why didn't you make coffee for me?
Person 2: I asked and you didn't reply
Person 1: That's because I was on the toilet and you broke the Elliot Rule.

by Coutzy June 21, 2011

Rule followers

These are people that follow the rules and don't break them.

Mom these are the rules kids
Kids we will follow them because we are rule followers.

by 459395 January 30, 2022

Rule 84+

If it exists, it's on a TI-84+ calculator. If it's not converted to a TI-84+ calculator, it will be.

Hey dude, the R34 is sooo good!
Dude fuck off, I only watch Rule 84+! It's epic!

by DanielGamer 9 January 13, 2021

Rule 68

N. If a song exists, there is most likely a Naruto fan video for it.

Guy:Dude that new Drake single is awesome!
Girl: hey, I found a Naruto AMV of it!
Guy: but it just came out yesterday...
Girl: Rule 68.

by Young Ice Trey March 28, 2010

Ja Rule

A rapper who thinks he is tighter than
50. he is the biggest faggot in the world!

Why r u acting like a Ja Rule?

by Manuel March 21, 2005

rule of thumb

Commonly used term orginating in the early 1900s, when it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

Rule of thumb? Can't do too much damage with that thing, can we? Perhaps it should have been the Rule of Wrist. - The Boondock Saints

by YousaywhyIsaywhynot October 23, 2006