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Gay Roast Reflex

The act of deflecting a verbal confrontation with a homosexual joke.
“Austin you really need to cut back on your drinking.”
“We should spoon the next time you’re in town”
“Stop using your gay roast reflex and answer the question
by Clayboiwebster July 14, 2024
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Quinny bush-roast

To drag someone behind a hedge, knock them unconscious, and Give em a right old screw before leaving them to wake up with their legs in the air - perhaps with some Cadbury creme egg residue left behind.
"That old cunt pissed me off! I had to give em the old quinny bush-roast to teach him a lesson."

"Cawh look at that bird- I'd love to show her a quinny bush-roast."
by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue July 18, 2024
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roasted toasted baloasted

1) When a group of three get humiliated.

2) There is drama between a group of three that you don't care about.
1) Ex: Emma, Emily, and Edmond totally got roasted toasted baloasted by Emelyn the other day!

2) Ex: What? What three got into a fight? It all just seems like a case of roasted toasted baloasted to me..
by chadeesa July 20, 2024
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Rump Roasted

When your rizzy sigma grandchildren put on you seat heater in the Shrek mobile and you burn your gyatt to the point where it turns into charcoal (yes you are made out of wood)
“AHHH MY ASS IS BURNING WHO DID THIS, I’VE BEEN RUMP ROASTED!!!!!!”
by Number one Shrek Stan 69 July 26, 2024
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Dionysian Spit Roast

When you do a keg stand while simultaneously butt-chugging another drink most likely through a well placed beer bong.
Did you see that guy getting the Dionysian Spit Roast? What an absolute legend!
by OnyxGhost July 27, 2024
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Ethiopian Roast Game

The fact that Ethiopian families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roasts" after slaughtering them for not having food.

This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Ethiopia as well if they weren't black and had food.

Colonially used to make fun of parentless furries who believe the roast game is even slightly plausible.
Just like doz crazy Americans, we wud do it too, but it be called da called "The Ethiopian Roast Game" this time if we actually ate food click nuck click!
by The Gallagher July 30, 2024
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Split Roasting

A term used to describe when two police vehicles use their push bumpers on both the front and rear end of suspect's vehicle, boxing it in.
Hey officer, you should have split roasted that suspect's vehicle at the Circle K. Yeah, split roasting is a great tactic.
by Buzz Armstrong April 4, 2025
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