Pearl Harbor Barber

When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.

Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.

That bitch gave me a Pearl Harbor barber, so I dirty sanchezed her meat wallet!

by dirty raul September 3, 2014

Red Pearl

When a lesbian blasts her period blood onto her lover's tits

"Dang girl - not only did you red pearl my knockers, you got it on my Melissa Etheridge poster!"

by Maya Ballsich February 14, 2023

Marjorie pearl

Pretty lady "Pretty woman " that plays with her self. Flick the pearl

Marjorie pearl, Flick the pearl

Want to go out?
No just playing with myself.

by anonymous May 18, 2021

pearl mains

These bitches want her cookies in real life, they want free diabetes

Person 1: I main pearl in brawl stars
Person 2: take a shower and go eat some cookie you no lifer

Hey were "pearl mains" We rarely go outside and have diabetes

by Slapfish1 June 6, 2024

Pearl Diver

The gay equivalent of a gold digger.

Gay 1: “Dude he’s such a pearl diver.”
Gay 2: “For sure, he’s only with him because he has a house in the Hamptons.”

by Rogersmithissexy August 27, 2025

pearl harbor

When you hoist up on the walls of a bathroom stall and hold yourself up. Then you bomb your shit into the toilet, hoping to hit your target. Best done in a non-handicap stall.

Bobby got a hall pass from his teacher and left the classroom. On his way to the bathroom, he remembered that it was December 7th. In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Bobby opted to commemorate the occasion in a special way. He hoisted himself up on the walls of the bathroom stall, holding him self up with his ripped abs. Bobby let his missiles loose in a glorious Pearl Harbor, all but one missing the target, leaving a royal mess around the toilet. It was so bad, that Bobby had to sneak into the next stall to clean himself up. As he left the stall, he heard Mr. Garrison scream, "what the hell?" Bobby reminded him that it was Pearl Harbor day and together they shared a moment of silence in remembrance.

by Aardvark Nineteen February 15, 2017

Pearl

Pearl is a very kind and caring person, but if you piss her off you better go away or else. She put her friends and family before herself.She can be smart when she wants to be smart. Pearl loves doing dumb stuff that involves friends but when she means no don’t ask again. Pearl is very overprotective and jealous when people mess with the people she cares for. Wants to conquer the world and has big dreams for her future. Pearl wear her bear on her sleeves she gets hurt easy and gives to many chances. Pearl is a biggggg redneck she doesn’t care what you say about her she is just overall happy person when she is high😂😂😂

Pearl is a overall kind and caring person!!!

by A Pearl March 19, 2022