Michael Jackson

The greatest and most innocent person to ever exist. Not to mention a musical genius and exceptionally skilled dancer. Michael Jackson was proven innocent after being acquitted of all charges related to allegations of child molestation and similar charges. Michael was, and will always be, innocent.

MJ fan 1: Dude, I just went and watched Billie Jean for the millionth time

MJ fan 2: Thats one of the greatest songs to ever exist! I love Michael Jackson!
MJ fan 1: Me too. I miss him so much

by MJMegaFan1983 January 25, 2021

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Michael Myers

A man who kills babysitters and wears star trek masks painted white

WATCH OUT, MICHAEL MYERS IS COMING

by I_like_green November 12, 2021

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Michael Beloved

Michael, a baby zombie piglin who is also the son of Ranboo and Tubbo, he has a chicken and a cake and he's the best boy on the server and the only child who isn't sticky and gross

Michael Beloved my beloved

Mhm me too honeslty he's the best and not gross cocomelon ipad kid

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Michael Plauche

The biggest baiter in the game of Valorant. The kills he gets are only to boost his KDA and nothing else. They call him... the master baiter.

Wow. He just pulled a Michael Plauche. Freaking baiter

by DaGoat6969 June 20, 2021

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Michael Cera

A young actor who plays the exact same character in every single movie he's in - the awkward, perpetually virginal pussy. Will ultimately star in a remake of "The 40 Year Old Virgin" 20 years from now.

Michael Cera reading his script for the next movie he's in"

"I can't talk to girls. The last time I felt a breast was in a bucket of KFC. Every time a girl looks at me, I shit myself. I came in my pants just from watching The Little Mermaid."

Director: "That part is so you."

by rtv0587 June 14, 2011

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Michael Buckley

A famous YouTuber, popular from his show 'What the Buck?!'. Michael is gay, hilarious, and talks about anything from the Jonas Brothers to Beverly Hills 90210. Has a separate YouTube account for vlogging, called peron75. Is referred to as Buck.

Girl #1: OMG! Did you see what Michael Buckley said about Camp Rock?

Girl #2: Pshyeah! Freakin' hilarious!

by heartofdavyjones October 17, 2008

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