cock michael

A fellacious male homosexual.

You are such a cock michael!

by Mike Swift November 11, 2004

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Michael Jackson

The greatest and most innocent person to ever exist. Not to mention a musical genius and exceptionally skilled dancer. Michael Jackson was proven innocent after being acquitted of all charges related to allegations of child molestation and similar charges. Michael was, and will always be, innocent.

MJ fan 1: Dude, I just went and watched Billie Jean for the millionth time

MJ fan 2: Thats one of the greatest songs to ever exist! I love Michael Jackson!
MJ fan 1: Me too. I miss him so much

by MJMegaFan1983 January 25, 2021

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Michael Guerin

A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell". is one of the "Royal Four" aliens who has a "destructive" power opposed to the leader Max Evans (who has a healing power). Dates human Maria DeLuca who affectionally calls him "Spaceboy". Hobbies include riding his motorbike and painting.

He has a New York duplicate, which goes by the name of "Rath"

You: "Hey did you catch the last episode of Roswell?"
Me: "Yeah! I thought Brendan Fehr as Michael Guerin was SO hot!"

by Lisa Parnell December 30, 2007

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michael kramer

A huge douche that only bangs troll bitches because doesn't know any better usually living in his moms basement watching dog porn while screaming the lords name in vein

that guy is pulling a Huge michael Kramer

by Rusty trombone January 19, 2017

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Michael Phelpsing

The act of complaining about success.

i.e. Michael Phelps complaining about winning a Silver medal at the 2012 Olympics...even though he has like, 15 Gold metals. Lame.

"Ahhh man, I got a 97 on that test. I should have got a 100. I studied really hard."

"She's totally Michael Phelpsing."

by SiggyEm August 3, 2012

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