Michael Jorgambler

A nickname given to NBA old head Michael Jordan, after all his constant bets and times he has been seen in casinos

Example: Hey! Here’s my old friend Michael Jorgambler

by Mountain Dew Views December 05, 2018

cock michael

A fellacious male homosexual.

You are such a cock michael!

by Mike Swift November 12, 2004

Michael Zombie

A internet Celeberity who's real name is "Michael Pittman" He gained fame from the hit site "Vampire freaks" and then led on to Facebook and Site model. He's known for his attitude and style (Which is very goth like). He got the last name "Zombie" after owning over 700 fan pages of the rock star legend "Rob Zombie".

"I'm very weird actually, I freak myself out sometimes, it's quite beautiful" -Michael Zombie.

by Ilovehorrorfilms. October 31, 2011

Michael Colon

the weird kid that wears a beanie and hoodie and licks his toilet

Watch out for michael colon he goes in anyone’s bathroom and starts licking their toilet

by xoxo bb lightskin May 11, 2020

michael farchucie

PG-13 version of the F- word

I Dont give a Michael Farchucie

by Millwakehorseman March 14, 2023

Michael Phelpsing

The act of complaining about success.

i.e. Michael Phelps complaining about winning a Silver medal at the 2012 Olympics...even though he has like, 15 Gold metals. Lame.

"Ahhh man, I got a 97 on that test. I should have got a 100. I studied really hard."

"She's totally Michael Phelpsing."

by SiggyEm August 03, 2012

Michael barrying

To pound a girl into next week

My girl walked in on me Michael barrying her best friend

by Driizzyy April 13, 2018