Liberals

A group of self absorbed people who believe that they are better than others because they feel there political values are right and they love children

These crazy liberals are protesting again when will they get a job

by The black dude with a brain April 13, 2025

Liberation Day

An event on the 2nd April 2025 where the 45th and 47th President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, announced he would impose "reciprocal tariffs" on most countries on Earth, including a island only inhabited by penguins, to "bring back manufacturing back to America". Shortly after this announcement global stock markets crashed the worst since 2020. A few days later Trump suspended the tariffs for 90 days, even thought they were meant to be permanent.

Penguin 1: "Hey man Donald Trump just put a 10% tariff on us on Liberation Day"
Penguin 2: "I can't believe this, we should protest"

by Stormy_Tanker0 April 30, 2025

Liberal pantywaist

A tax stealing Democrat, who embezzles millions out of bullshit government programs.

That Liberal pantywaist only makes $150,000 a year but yet his wealth is in the tens of millions of dollars!

by JPHKlll May 19, 2025

liberal

What you call everybody (either positively or negatively)

1.
Hey liberal, your shoes are untied

2.
This fucking liberal stole my pet fish and now i want to kill him

by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025

Rusting Liberals

Giving liberals satisfaction orally specifically with fake teeth or no teeth due to conservative southern meth mouth. Laugh and Love I guess.

I just love rusting liberals. I never get tired of that shit.

by Partyinyourface October 4, 2025

Liberally educated morons

A person not only trained in the social sciences but also professionally unimpressive. Even if they have a job. To be abbreviated l.e.m.s

These people are not to be considered a moron. as liberally educated morons, they're just so unimpressive.

by Sexydimma October 19, 2025

Performative Liberalism

When someone tries so hard to look liberal that it starts feeling like a performance art piece. Usually involves flexing their “wokeness” at every opportunity, treating social justice like a competition, and making sure everyone knows they’re the most progressive person in the room.

They’ll post endless photos with marginalized groups (but only for the optics), brag about their “diverse friend group,” and side-eye anyone who doesn’t speak in the latest approved vocabulary. It’s less about genuine empathy and more about getting liberal points.

Did you see Amy call me a radical republican? All I said was I don’t want to call Emily a cat. She even posted about it in her story. She is definition performative liberalism!

by Mish.bel October 22, 2025