ahh my goon

a phrase used on your friends to express your disappointment in them

friend 1: i had sex with my mom

me: ahh my goon

by Shakande July 20, 2023

Aztec gooning

The act of resisting the urge to explode in a decaying orphan.

Bro Michael committed Aztec gooning at the orphanage all last night.

by Skibvitytoiletreuzz May 31, 2024

Goon

When you love to be Horne and masturbate :DDDDDD

"Ahhhh! I'm such a goon tee-hee"

by ermnahgh May 8, 2024

Jamaican Flicker Goon

To "Flicker Goon" is to "goon" while doing "flicking" motions at the tip. The Jamaican part comes in when you "Flicker Goon" at a 98° angle. This is a tradition associated from a small group of people found within Jamaica. This is usually abbreviated to "JFG" (Jamaican Flicker Gooning)

"Bro I had so much fun last night, because I Jamaican Flicker Gooned for 12 hours!"

by Melissa Shariah O'Dell October 30, 2024

the goon

Slang for a stupid, foolish, or awkward person

Look at this boy's behavior he is The goon guy

by anxxss November 3, 2022

Moon gooning

A native American ritual including beheading bison or skinning elk and hanging them in a tree under a full moon at night

Person 1: Hey guys you wanna go moon gooning tonight?

Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?

Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.

by Guccibruh305 November 12, 2023

Croatian flicker gooning

Croatian flicker gooning is a sexual act consisting of using a cheap vibrating buttplug which will periodically zap your prostate due to its poor quality and its controlled by Nikola Tesla's spirit who is summoned via an ouija board in a forest near Smiljan (the place Nikola Tesla was born in) while you goon while chanting the words "Nikola, bless me, and I shall bless your birthplace with my seed".

"Dude, I heard you are visiting Smiljan in a month. Is that true?" "Yeah, im going there mostly to try Croatian flicker gooning!"

by YVLdoja December 4, 2024