epic-ona-stick

sticks that are totally epic often used when somone is thinking of that epic event in stick formation

dude- holy shit look at that flying elephant!
dudett- wow thats totally epic-ona-stick!

by zilla grenderbeak June 19, 2011

Über Epic

When a song, particularly in Progressive Rock/Metal, exceeds the 20 minute marker.

Octavarium by Dream Theater is an Über Epic

by InfernalRites February 6, 2023

Epic Cock And Balls

like normal cock and balls, but wayyyyy cooler

i have epic cock and balls

by Kumtukey fly chimken September 15, 2021

Epic Pile Of Cust

When someone is so gross and disgusting.

Also known as EPOC.

Look! There's the Epic Pile Of Cust!

by Sanasaaaaa May 1, 2010

epic awesome-sauce on a plate of bodacious

used to describe something that only these mortal words can convey, something that comes from the literal heavens, something that mortal men crave for, something that could cause total warfare around the world just for it.

Example
Guy 1: "dude, that's like epic awesome-sauce on a plate of bodacious!"
Guy 2: "shut up"

by mistercoolguythesauve6900 December 4, 2023

EPIC GAMER

An epic gamer is a guy who has a big dick and gets all the pussy mostly playing minecraft or any other game than fortnite if he does play fortnite we have a brain dead freak not a EPIC GAMER on our hands.

Person 1:have you heard if the new guy.
Person 2:yes I heard he was an EPIC GAMER i so want him.

by Pussy destroyer3069 April 10, 2022

Epic time

When the most epicest stuff happens!!!!

ex: someone's loved one passing away, orange peel inflation price, cube getting caressed and having a cock rubbed on it

(me): alaltopto@(@(@(
(me): epic time *dances*

by OrnagePeelMyNameJeffer August 22, 2019