dutch porpoise

you stick the whole package in the girls mouth
then you slap both hands on both sides of her face
her face then resembles a porpoise...

Person 1: I totally gave Taiquasia the dutch porpoise last night
Person 2: I know I can tell from the bruises on her cheeks man!

by jewboy killah 7000 January 3, 2008

dutch cabinet

When your in bed next to your partner, and you have to fart so you stick your partners head under the covers and fart.

Holy shit! Paul just gave his wife a dutch cabinet.

by PMike DiGiacomo March 20, 2008

dutch lesbian

an outsider who doesn’t understand what is happening and is acting Feminine(Period Like) about that or another matter. They also might oppose the matter with objections that seem Childish

Person one: ...and she totally did it! i should have recorded it

person two: What?? what do you mean?! that’s so stupid

person one: god you’re such a dutch lesbian

by axxceli October 25, 2017

dutch brothers

It's a threesome performed completely under covers with the two male counter parts being gassy. Bonus if they are actual brothers.

After shots and greasy Mexican food, things got crazy in her place and we did a Dutch Brothers...

by Jnasty15 May 12, 2014

dutch matron

a respected woman, known for her skill in performing dutch sex acts (e.g. dutch rudder, dutch porpoise, dutch sandwich, also coordinating dutch slave ships)

Ryan Seacrest (dutch matron numero uno)

by your mom's favorite dutchman July 21, 2010

Dutch Bakery

When on long car rides and you cant roll down the windows because its raining or to cold and you or someone else in the car is farting a lot.

"the ride back to school was rough, I dutch bakeryed myself"

by ZEU58 February 2, 2010

Dutch Master

In addition to the existing definition.

After a session of truly inspired anal coitus with an Amsterdam whore, to use ones poo soiled member to "sketch" a reproduction of a famous Rembrant or Vermeer of art on her back.

I was halfway through drawing a Dutch Master when I had to go back in for paint for my dick.

by Brown Delivers December 18, 2010