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Pregnancy brain

When your math teacher can’t teach no more
I searched for my keys in the refrigerator, must be my pregnancy brain
by Penisluver27 May 11, 2018
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dick in brain

When someone thinks too highly of themself.
“Betty I know you think I’m hot.”
“Jesus Chad, get you have dick in brain syndrome.”
by zzawesomeness June 5, 2018
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foreskin brain

The foreskin creates electrochemical signals that are communicated to much of the body, including the brain. Information about sensitivity, arousal, compassion and the importance of physical touch. Circumcised, they are all nonexistent or at least minimal.
There exists similar information at a website search for “penis brain” by wordpress.com but, I’m afraid it neglects to mention the equally important and powerful part that a healthy foreskin play’s in sexual and mental health.
The foreskin brain is key to sexual intercourse being a fully humane experience and not just an organismic relief.
by Restored2019 May 26, 2020
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Banana brains

Banana brain, crazy, brain mush, brain fog
That is so banana brains. I have banana brains.
by Blacktears80 June 7, 2019
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Corporate Brains

When a person’s ability to critically think has declined in such a way they are only capable of identifying primary colors and understanding information in a visible trend line.
Pro Tip:

if you didn’t hit whatever metric goals Corporate Brains 🧠 set...just use a green colored scheme for presenting the numbers and make the background a bunch of upward direction diagonal lines. They’ll think you’re great 👌🏻
by ThornyRose December 22, 2020
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Big brain

Parens: Your so smart
My brain: Big brain
by Geometrydash667 February 10, 2020
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Team brains

when a skanky girl gives you and all your friends head
" dude that team brains last night was dope"
by baby truck June 30, 2008
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