December 1

Your cool awesome and have a big dick

wow dude! your cool awesome and have a big dick and its december 1st today!

by Synoush September 6, 2022

December 1

National nail your sibling with a snowball day :)

Brother: What are you holding behind your back?

*gets nailed in face with snowball

Happy December 1!!!

by yourxlover November 19, 2020

kherry.1

someone that likes to block me ☹️ amd he’s under my bed but very cool person 🧞 ♀️

kherry.1 PLEASE STOP BLOCKING ME

by lolpink🥸 April 15, 2022

Bronze 1

Do these people even exist?
I don't think so.

Anyways, it's the lowest rank in rocket league. Sometimes rarer than SSL.

Person 1: What rank are you?
Person 2: Gold 3
Person 1: I am Bronze 1
Person 2: you people exist?
Person 3: this can't be possible, a bronze 1?
Person 4: *playing rocket league 1s*
Person 5: Bronze 1? You're lying.
Person 1: Nope.
Person 6: BRONZE 1? holy...
Person 7: can you even jump?
Person 8: i've never seen a bronze 1 before this moment.
Person 9: where am i? anyways, bronze 1? that's crazy low
Person 10: b̵̛̭r ̬̠̾̕o ̘̲̹̈́n ͙͇̹͌̈́̌z̴̭͊̆̀e ̖̀ ̬̉̈́́1 ͓̪̌ ͎̐͠i ̫̝̏̍̀s ͙̟̥̆͘ ̴͍̳̂͋̀r̵̞̥̀͊̀ͅi̶̟̤̮̽͋d ̞͈͎̎͂̅ỉ̴̯͜ͅc ͚͇̏̎̊ũ̴͕l̴͉̅o ̰̍͗̒ű̵̢͖͉̀s̶͍̊

by CocotheLoco1 November 8, 2022

Covid-1

After you slam your first girl after the pandemic

Mate 1: Yo bro, I’m on covid-1
Mate 2: you slow bro, i’m already on covid-5

by Hazdog2000 May 18, 2020

gymnopedie no 1

the best music in the world. literally so calming and everything.

LISTEN TO IT unless you dont like it which i dont like you.

cool person: hey have you listened to gymnopedie no 1? it really calmed me down and everything.
me: yeah i feel so peaceful

by nothing_just shut up April 24, 2022

+1 conjuring

When engaging in masturbatory fantasy using mental images to conjure sexual memories or scenarios in your mind's eye. After coming, it is polite to text the individual, "+1 conjuring," to let them know you have conjured their presence and came hard.

You: Hey babe, I just got off and leveled up! +1 conjuring.

Them: Thank you Kanye, very cool!

by tuffyepstein November 2, 2020