Cross-texting

When texts are accidentally sent to the incorrect recipient due to multiple concurrent conversations.

Conversation A:
YOU: But, I had an awesome time last night and can't wait to see you again.
HER: You were amazing, you are the sweetest guy I have ever met! <3
YOU: Hey, tell Dad that the doctor said that fungus on my balls is only mildly contagious during sexual intercourse.
HER: WHAT??????????????

Conversation B:
YOU: Merry Christmas! I'll be over around 5 tonight.
MOM: Oh, Merry Christmas! I love you and your Father and I can't wait to see you. Drive safe.
YOU: Yeah, just wait until I tongue punch your fart box and make you put my balls inside your butthole. Then you'll really think I'm sweet! ;) j/k
MOM: Kevin?
YOU: .......I think...I'm cross-texting...............

by PV9685 December 28, 2011

Rockwall Texas

A small town east of Dallas with 3 exits, none of which are usable because of the INSANE amount of people that live here. Trying to go anywhere on a Saturday is a complete clusterfuck of epic proportions. There is almost always a lane closure or wreck somewhere along the interstate (because rich white people constantly fuck with their phone while driving) that will add to your headache. Rockwall is a great place to live if you want to realize how soon you can hate a place that you just moved to and ultimately go back to Dallas.

Rockwall Texas is a place I cannot wait to move away from.

by Jerral By-God Jones May 15, 2016

slow texting

A form of texting which involves waiting an unnecessary amount of time (6+ hours) to respond to a text message when the receiver of the text has no explainable reason for a delayed response. Since phones are used in the modern age for email, a watch, to-do list, among various other things, it is rare someone does not look at their phone for over 6 hours. Therefore, it is blatantly obvious to the sender of the text, the receiver of the text looked at their phone, saw the text message and ignored it on purpose, only to respond at an irritatingly later period of time.

"I sent Fred a text message yesterday, and he just now responded, as if he really hasn't looked at his phone in 24 hours."
"He's totally slow texting you."

by KathleenRuston September 12, 2016

raw shark texts

a manifestation of all that is good and holy in book form

i just read the raw shark texts. it was legitsauce.

by aefoupqojteo March 14, 2009

Plano, Texas(frisco #2)

Plano, texas(frisco #2) is basically a replica of Frisco. Girls suck dick and then brag about cum shots up their nose. Some people think they are black and use the "n word pass" and then they think they are ghetto. They fuck anyone who asks them because they are a bunch of hoes whose only goal in life is to have a body count higher then their age. The kids come to school higher then their GPA and their pants lower then their IQ. Everyone gets laid like chickens and all the white girls tell their daddy and mommy to sue so they can get money for fucking pods. Majority of Plano kids hangout with Frisco kids because they want Frisco clout. Every bitch ass is flatter then SpongeBob face. And with that being said Plano Is dumb as fuck and should blow up. Also some white girl is probably going to sew me for writing this just so she can buy a fury dildo or sum shit.

My friend told me he wanted to kill himself so I told him if he wanted more pain to move to Plano, Texas(frisco #2)

by yeadude111 May 30, 2019

Texting Rainbow

The act of waving your cell phone in the air, in the shape of an arc, or rainbow, to get signal in a deadzone. Especially when sending a text message, while the screen says "sending" but the phone has no signal.

"That guy is doing a texting rainbow. Is there any service here?"

by spazzmle March 1, 2009

Text Tard

Someone owning a cellular device that knows how to retrieve and read text messages, but lacks the ability to send text messages.

A - I sent Bob a text the other day and he called me to answer my question.
B - That's because he's a text tard.

by lifeduzt May 28, 2010