Teacher

A person who makes you solve problems that you wouldn't have without him.

Hello teacher who has no name!

by FN0844 May 22, 2022

teacher

people how can be a bitch who you want to kill orr ur favorate person in the world

Matt: where is the teacher
Jake: I dunno simp

by fuck this shit29 May 30, 2023

Eastbury teachers

Eastbury teachers are the basic definition of crack heads they smoke blunts they give you 1hour detentions for absolute nothing and most of them have serious anger issues

Some random kid: “have you seen those eastbury teachers that are complete crackheads”
Some other random kid: “yep that schools pretty crazy”

by Lightskin girl December 1, 2019

faux-righteous teacher

One who pretends to be a high credibility or operates under false pretenses in order to earn money and truly not help their communities as they proclaim to.

Martin Luther King, Jr. was considered to be a “poor righteous teacher”, but people like televangelist are more like faux-righteous teachers. They simply pretend to do it for the good of others but they profit largely from their exploitation of faith and community giving.

by Daymain Smith May 25, 2024

Math Teacher

A person who hates children/teenagers but for some reason works with them

"Who's yelling like that?"
"It's the math teacher."

by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025

Teacher

A teacher is a pain in the ass that never goes away unlike your man…and that’s it.

My teacher caused me to have heart attack

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Law of worthless teachers

the more you fit this category below the more useless the teacher/professor is to society.
1. number of kids about to fall asleep
2.number of kids absent
3. number of kids who goes to the restroom
4. number of kids who fail your class
5. number of kids who hates you <BIG ONE>
6. number of kids who drops out the first week of class

ex. JOHNNY was sleeping in class with 5 of his buddies. the teacher did nothing. He was so tired of teaching that he walked out to take a ciggy in the bathroom. half the class ditched the teacher to by KFC and watermelon on the side of the street just outside the school.

TEACH fits the Law of worthless teachers

by KFCmanagerLilice June 8, 2019