Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.
Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
by Pensisnep October 14, 2021
Get the Destroyer of Tablesmug. A table where a bunch of idiots sit at lunch, these people (guys) will have the stupidest conversations during lunch and are a really good friend group of about 7 people or so, there is two people always arguing (one of them is probably chubby) and everyone else just watches them, they most likely have a group chat where they house there shenanigans if anyone ever sees this group chat they will all go to jail
by Moldyhamsandwich November 22, 2023
Get the lucnh tablemug. Chelsea F.C who are 10th (and a banter club)
by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023
Get the Mid table mandemsmug. Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022
Get the kitchen table circmug. by gnik gnack May 22, 2019
Get the hable tablemug. by D Chris April 22, 2024
Get the feet under the tablemug. by Jeff789852 January 28, 2010
Get the Asian Tablemug.