Turtle head

When you have the urge to shove a head into a small crevice

Hey! Billy is being a turtle head. He is trying to shove his head into her butthole

Turtle head by Tyler.com August 13, 2022

Turtle-Fish 

Turtle-fish were a legendary race of giant sea monsters, mentioned only in verse from The Hobbit. The last of the Turtle-fish was named Fastitocalon.

Turtle-fish appeared as treacherous islands, capable of drowning seafarers.

Turtle-Fish by lwildes September 13, 2022

turtle lee 

A guy who plays video games sucks, he's short and has small eyes

Turtle lee small

turtle lee by Cool guy go to be man November 20, 2022

Turtle Lei 

this is a correction of grammer and name for the one that was posted before this one

Turtle Lei stands for short, small eyes, gamer raging trash player at almost any game he plays

random dude: headshots with AK in a perfectly normal way that does not require an explaination to know how he headshoted him
turtle lei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HACKER IMA GO REPORT THIS MF

Turtle Lei by 早上好中國，現在我是一個simp December 11, 2022

turtle spin 

A type of dance move to spin on the back like a turtle's shell.

I'm doing the turtle spin.

turtle spin by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Turtle Doved

When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!

Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.

Turtle Doved by Kriskiki April 7, 2023

turtle sex 

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"

turtle sex by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023