Sympathy Card

A holiday card you get just because you sent one to someone who didn't care enough about you to send one first. Usually arrive around December 24th.

Honey, that loser Shawn sent us a Christmas card again, I guess we should send him a Sympathy Card.

by Wuzanuke December 31, 2008

8 sampsonia way

A bonafide visual image of a real live Jedi in Pennsylvania. This my friend is PROOF that a Jedi exist... IRL

Dude1: Dude! Did you see the Jedi battle?
Dude2: No Way Man!
Dude1: Well all you have to do is go to Google Maps and type in '8 Sampsonia Way', then zoom into the street level at the end of the small park, and you can look at two Jedi battling!!!
Dude2: Awesome!

by Banana Jammer April 29, 2010

oj simpson

A very honorable man who said the world inspiring quote ''the glove don't fit'' therefore he is not guilty while doing the oj effect ontop of the german bedframe

toch me harder oj simpson

by oj is bae October 10, 2015

OJ Simpson

The only man in the world who can kick Chuck Norris's ass.

OJ Simpson made Chuck Norris cry by kicking him in the face.

by cclark October 19, 2007

Symphony X-ing

A euphenism for "pinch harmonic", a guitar technique overused by the band Symphony X.

There is Symphony X-ing in the chorus riff of the song Cemetary Gates by Pantera.

by Freezing the Mainstream July 17, 2006

symphony sex

The band symphony X is concidered so increadibly sexy by people with small penises, that they had to describe it with sex and not X.

Symphony sex is sex to my ears

by pwnrmln July 26, 2008

The Simpson

The girl is laying down giving the guy a blow job and the guy lays his balls on the divot in her man-chin. This move works best if the girl has a crease in her man-chin.

Last night Jessica was giving me a hummer when I gave her the Simpson.

by B Machine February 7, 2009