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suck a bagel 

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.
Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy
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Suck my dick o'clock 

The time that you are the most horny. Girlfriend/boyfriends time to suck your dick for no reason.
Omg babe it suck my dick o'clock you should probably get on that ;).

suck a butt fuck

To fuck Ones butt with a penis, then suck the fluids remaining out.
To go suck a butt fuck
suck a butt fuck by Kateluu September 20, 2019

Suck a Bag of Ducks 

1. When you try to type suck a bag of dicks but your auto correct is offended by this and changes dicks to ducks
2. When you want to say suck of bag of dicks but there are children (or your parents) in the room

3. When you want nothing to do with dicks but still want to get your point across
Person 1: Donald Trump sucks
Person 2: Yeah he can suck a bag of ducks

"Oh go suck a bag of ducks"

suck a dick day 

national suck a dick day
today is the day you can go around and suck any guys dick and no one can say anything about it
guy friend: hey it’s november 18th
girl: ok and?
guy friend: it’s national suck a dick day
suck a dick day by bitchsuckass6969 November 11, 2019

suck yo ma 

A phrase used to express deep hate and or used as a means to express great disrespect in some Caribbean countries.
Go suck yo ma, you know me a who.
suck yo ma by White_guy January 14, 2020