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sack of moron

A sack of moron is someone who is mentally retarded they don’t know there left to right there brain doesn’t function like a normal human being
(Bryan) Did u hear what happened to James in science (cherly ) no what happened (Bryan) the sack of moron lit himself on fire (cherly) really (Bryan) yeah he ended up like the guy from fantastic 4
by French immagrint March 24, 2021
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Lumberjack Sack

When a man's scrotum is so hairy it resembles that of a Lumberjack's beard.
You have a Lumberjack Sack, it looks like the Brawney paper towel man.
by the R&L book February 9, 2009
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cactus sack

After a man has shaved his sack and it begins to grow back producing stubble resembling the prickly bits of a cactus.
Aww dude I've got some gnarly cactus sack going on down South, i can barley sit still.
by Dyingfetus September 15, 2009
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Action Sack

when you receive friction burns or sores on you testicles from to much sex the night before.
hey my nuts are killing me after last night, i must have action sack
by Sir Bishop Samson August 1, 2010
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nit sack

by smart jamal April 26, 2011
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back sack attack

The assault of one's testicles from behind. Generally, the victim is bent over, however a standing attack up the legs is also commonplace.

Often times, the assailant will yell "back sack attack!" either at contact, or after the strike is complete.
Winding up for a kick, Ben positioned himself behind a bent-over Matt. Using mostly the flick of his foot unto the scrotum, Ben yelled "Back sack attack!" before Matt ever got the chance to react. Devolving into his fetal position, Matt sat writhing in pain.
by MrPistachio February 9, 2013
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Double Sack Taint Smack

When two guys are fucking the same girl, one in the front and one in the back, and their timing gets messed up leading them to smack eachothers balls on the girl's taint
Me and Jim were fucking this chick the other day and he screwed up the timing and we ended up doing the double sack taint smack!
by Corey3259 April 11, 2015
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