SPRINGROSED

When you are asked out by a guy then he stands you up, calls to reschedule, then stands you up again

I was supposed to go to a movie last night but i was totally Springrosed.

by Lola Bido September 5, 2008

Spring Wake

The intense binge drinking that takes place after the the viewing portion of a wake. Usually includes shotgunning or funneling beers.

After being told by a relative that you are drinking too much after a wake or funeral , "come on, it's Spring Wake"!

by Craig Carsley March 13, 2009

Spring Egg

It is a bastardization of the word with the same definition: Easter Egg, which is defined as a painted or chocolate egg that has been hidden by the Easter Bunny. It is derived from the politically correct paranoia that has engulfed every essence that was the Christmas Season which is now the Winter Holiday Season and is often used by public figures and fanatical individuals who are too scared to offend anyone by saying Easter Egg. It is much more annoying because Easter Egg is also defined as a prize or hidden feature found in various visual media outlets, compelling people to use Spring Egg all year round.

Person 1: Dude, how many Easter Eggs did you find in Lost?
Person 2: BLASPHEMY! The Lost series does not have any Easter eggs, idiot! They have spring eggs!
Person 1: What?! Are you serious?! Referencing Easter Eggs in movies and games have no underlined religious implications!
Person 2: aserwernkubawr
Person 1: I did not understand what you just said. Oh that's right, you paranoid fanatica morons always have your heads up your asses.

by Franico March 27, 2010

Sphinx Fro

The hairstyle of one whose hair resembles the Sphinx

Dude check out this album cover of Lionel Ritchie, he has a Sphinx Fro!

by bugaloosa August 24, 2010

spring breakship

spring breakship is a word derived from "scholarship", it's basically using the scholarship money that you got from somewhere towards your spring break vacation, aka on alcohol.

Dude I am definitely taking this scholarship as my spring breakship fund

by adamandeveandbeer March 25, 2011

Spring Onion Sadness

When a female has just consumed a sandwich with particularly smelly ingredients, and the smell of spring onions secretes from her from then on.

That girl over there, got a case of the spring onion sadness

by Shagsmith June 2, 2011

Spring Breaking

When a woman lifts her shirt and shakes her boobs to gain favor as in girls gone wild

I tried spring breaking the cop but I still got a speeding ticket.

by Capt Amazing November 15, 2011