Sponge

v. Meaning your mental function is not normal (dumb, slow, special, retarded, stupid, etc.)

a. You sponge as fuck.

b. Stop being a sponge.

c. Get yo sponge ass out my face.

by Sam Saw March 30, 2017

sponge it

To not hedge your risk; a universal finance term oftenly used by traders to inform salespeople to absorb the risk and do nothing. Also a code word that signals it is time to panic.

"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait...what is he talking about? Is he calling me useless? I'm too afraid to ask...yup I'm screwed."

by Moyka July 17, 2017

Spongecake

When your pancakes are spongey.

"My fucken pancakes are spongey . (Spongecakes kekekekek)"

by Mia*lee July 30, 2017

spongebob

Spongebob is a hot mess. He's easy to fall inlove with. And he drives Mrs puff nuts, mrs puff wants to kill him. Patrick and spongebob have some sexual tension between them so Patrick stays in his rock.

No spongebob protestes

by Spunkaddiction August 1, 2017

sponcatfished

When you meet some random person, that is not random, but a planned "accidental" meeting contrived, engineered by others for their own purpose an agenda.

For example, I was at the coffeeshop and sponcatfished. I happened to meet a person who is neurologist into artificial intelligence like I am. What are the chances of that?

by Cyborgcgy August 4, 2017

sponcatfished

When you meet some random person, that is not random, but a planned "spontaneous" meeting contrived, engineered by others for their own purpose an agenda.

For example, I was at the coffeeshop and sponcatfished. I happened to meet a person who is neurologist into artificial intelligence like I am. What are the chances of that?

by Cyborgcgy August 4, 2017

Sponge Painted

When a man has a large bush and the woman is on her period and the man is having sex with her from behind, the blood on the man's bush acts as a sponge painter on the woman's vagina.

Dude, I sponge painted this girl last night. Her vagina looked like my mom's guest bathroom.

by Liseee82 September 4, 2017