Jan is such a social chrysalis. She would love to be the life of the party, but most of the time she is locked up in her room while crying and listening to emo.
by bbare89 September 27, 2010
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Mark: What a fucking social terrorist, that d-bag! He got Alex trusting him 'n shit, borrowed five hundred bucks with the promise of repaying him, and was never heard from again.
by Alderon December 13, 2007
Get the social terrorist mug.The sudden feeling of sleepiness or exhaustion felt the moment one is invited to a social function or activity, which usually results in avoiding that function or activity;
an excuse of having 'plans early the next day' is typically feigned, albeit poorly.
an excuse of having 'plans early the next day' is typically feigned, albeit poorly.
Person 1: "Hey, it's Saturday! Do you want to get some dinner and see a movie tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah, I'm kinda tired & don't want to be out too late. Plus, I have to get up early for work...on umm,..Monday".
Person 1: "Ah, sounds more like a case of social narcolepsy. (rolls eyes) Whatever."
Person 2: "Nah, I'm kinda tired & don't want to be out too late. Plus, I have to get up early for work...on umm,..Monday".
Person 1: "Ah, sounds more like a case of social narcolepsy. (rolls eyes) Whatever."
by Marlise M. Tkaczuk March 25, 2009
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They know smoking is bad, but do it anyway from time to time at social gatherings, i.e. clubs and bars, just to fit in and seem "cool".
They produce the opposite effect.
Real smokers and non-smokers alike, know these people are just losers who can't fit in with the crowd so they have to copy others to do so.
Plus they never buy their own packs because they're too cheap, so they beg around for cigarettes, and most of them just puff.
They know smoking is bad, but do it anyway from time to time at social gatherings, i.e. clubs and bars, just to fit in and seem "cool".
They produce the opposite effect.
Real smokers and non-smokers alike, know these people are just losers who can't fit in with the crowd so they have to copy others to do so.
Plus they never buy their own packs because they're too cheap, so they beg around for cigarettes, and most of them just puff.
Bob : "Wtf is Marc trying to do with that cig? He doesn't even smoke"
John : "Meh.. who cares, he's just trying to impress"
Bob : "What? The ash tray? He looks like a penis"
John : "Yea well, he's not getting any cigs from me"
Bob : "Cheap ass social smoker ; we should beat his ass to death with a carton of smokes"
John : "Ok, hand me the burrito"
John : "Meh.. who cares, he's just trying to impress"
Bob : "What? The ash tray? He looks like a penis"
John : "Yea well, he's not getting any cigs from me"
Bob : "Cheap ass social smoker ; we should beat his ass to death with a carton of smokes"
John : "Ok, hand me the burrito"
by Richi Rich July 21, 2009
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by Npard23 May 16, 2007
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That fucking bitch social workers used me to make themselves look good. I never wanted that minimum wage job in the first place. What's wrong with me?
by Little Izzy January 29, 2009
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by uttam maharjan March 14, 2012
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