When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.
Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."
by tubby custard machine January 9, 2022
Get the Freudian Slip and Slidemug. sldinging for von
by king von slider December 14, 2023
Get the slide for vonmug. When you leave a tough mudder for too long and your shit starts running like the lava that killed millions in Pompeii.
Campbell: “Hey crystal, are you feeling ok?”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”
by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022
Get the Mud slidemug. When something makes you so horny that you're so wet that you slide off your seat or whatever surface you are sitting on. Similar to a snail trail but more like a waterfall of cum gushing out of your cooch.
"Jake Sully is so fucking hot. Thinking about his big blue cock makes me slide off the couch."
"Did you watch that video compilation of Hailee Steinfeld in Pitch Perfect? I'm literally sliding out my door, down the hall, and out the window."
"Did you watch that video compilation of Hailee Steinfeld in Pitch Perfect? I'm literally sliding out my door, down the hall, and out the window."
by rachelsennotstits November 4, 2023
Get the slidingmug. A west virgina water slide is when your ramming your bologna poney into your inbred west virgina sister and her fish flaps are so foamy it creates a waterfall that trickles down and lubricates her dirt star.
During the firework show we heard junior giving Darla the ol west virgina water slide on the tailgate.
by WVWS.creator February 11, 2024
Get the west virgina water slidemug. Dude, did you see Shane Oniell's switch flip back tail slide switch bigspin flip to regular in his New Years Resolution video?!
by sarahpalinsdog February 16, 2015
Get the tail slidemug. If a friend needs help but doesn't want to socialize he/she can ask you or another friend to indirectly slide into their dms, this way you can put in a good word for them.
by Cereal_mom March 11, 2018
Get the indirectly slidemug.