Human speed bump

A Reatarded white trash redneck who doesn’t know how breaks on a car work so therefore leave their car in neutral with no breaks on and get ran over by their own fucking truck

Friend 1. Did you see that damn hick who was tryna work on their truck and got ran right over by the damn thing?

Friend 2. Yeah! Man that bitch was a human speed bump for his truck got ran right over

by Babyniffler December 10, 2018

Millennial Speedball

Dabs and espresso in the morning.

Millennials turned the boomer Hippy Speedball up to 11.

Charlie: I'm tired and hungover, how are you still alive after last night?
Alex: Two words: Millennial Speedball

by The Real Master Blaster September 13, 2020

Sonic speed simulator

Sonic speed sim is the best game on ROBLOX

Luke ''Is sonic speed simulator good?''
Nasif ''FUCK YEAH IT IS BICH KNOW GO AND FUCKING PLAY IT CUNT"

by IDK BUT YOUR MUM IS GAY November 17, 2022

Dry Lake Speed Racer

Getting jerked off by two girls.

Tom the plumber got dry lake speed racer'd over the weekend by two perfect 5's.

by adacoker May 25, 2010

need for speed

the physical addiction/need for crystal meth (speed)
a reference to the racing video game

guy #1 at punk rock show: dude, look at that drummer's arms move.
guy #2 at punk rock show: yeah man, he's obviously got a crazy need for speed.

by the ianator August 26, 2007

Need for Speed Carbon

Released in late 2006, this was the twelfth title of the Need for Speed series. It was squeezed out just in time for Christmas, and it shows. Considered by many to be a major step down from the previous game in the series, Most Wanted, it featured a monochromatic and redundant environment, and severely dumbed down driving physics. Many of the cars, particularly the muscle cars, are poorly rendered and thin on complexity. Maybe Pro Street will be better.

This sucks. Let's go play Space Invaders.

I returned Need for Speed Carbon a day after I bought it.

by Fusion Jay January 27, 2008

speed racer

a male who suffers from premature ejaculation, or simply ejaculates too quickly for the female's liking.

Rick's not a very good lover; he was such a speed racer, we began and finished during a commercial break.

by [e-mail] December 21, 2006