Rina Sawayama

Rina Sawayama is an incredibly talented artist that only the most tasteful people stan and/or listen to. She made a masterpiece album, known as “SAWAYAMA” and has been LOVED by even the harshest of critics. Her fanbase is known as the pixels, who are remarkably talented in making Rina Sawayama memes and supporting the artist. Rina Sawayama is also an amazingly powerful advocate and leader for the lgbtq+ community, as well as the Asian community. Rest assured, she is truly the greatest person on earth.

“Who only makes bops again?”
“That’s Rina Sawayama, of course!”

by rinareligion December 22, 2020

five finger fire sale

When, upon learning of an impending loss of employment, an employee begins to plunder items from his or her workplace. Typically, items are selected either for their functionality (computer monitors, hand tools) or their purpose as memorabilia (large company logos, reserved parking lot signage).

Jeff: "That sucks you're getting laid off man"
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."

by Gullek November 20, 2011

A storch in time saves nine

A storch in time saves nine, is Morman slang for using protection.

"Honey, don't forget a storch in time saves nine."

by George_Orwell 1984 May 11, 2020

Shinzou wo Sasageyo

Best song evermade.

Walk up to anime fan.
Say: shi-
Every fucking anime fan on the planet: SASAGEYO SASAGEYO SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO!!!!!!!!!!!

by Llamaverse7 February 5, 2021

Sanja

Sanja is a super cool, artistic, hot girl. She is a great friend, always going out of her way to make you smile. Everyone wants to be Sanja or be with Sanja.

Omg, I want a friend like Sanja! She is super supportive and kind!

by Agent JJ January 30, 2020

satchel kill

To get a day or night kill while a satchel is in hand

Kyle: hey Salim did u get that satchel kill last night

Salim: yea I slammed that bird with the satchel on where my money at

by JackRosa June 4, 2020

SAT

**This post refers to the SAT Reasoning Test, a form of punishment infliced upon all high schoolers.

1) A bullshit exam which doesnt test anything, be it IQ, creativity, personality, or potential college performance.

2) A common topic of conversation amongst elite families during "dinner parties", in which children/teens subjected to this want to poke their eyeballs out with their salad fork.

3) Is a major cause of teenage suicide in America

4) Segregate's society, for poeple of higher socioeconomic stratas apparently have higher scores. This leads to even further separation amongst students, when in reality, anything educational should be promoting openness and acceptance of others.

5) High performers think they're better than everyone cause they are getting into Harvard. O well, it's not like they had a social life from studying all night and day.

Mother 1: I got my daughter a private tutor who graduated from Princeton. He's going to bring her score up from a 1500 - 2300. *cocky, proud smile*

Daughter: *pokes eyeball with fork*

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Dan: Oh hey look! It's Justin. I heard he got a 1400 on his SAT score. What a loser!!!

Friend: I agree.

Dan and Friend: *throw stuff at Justin*

by goshschoolsucks November 5, 2011