It's simple enough, if you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open. If your landlord or counselor or outside person died, you'd have nobody to seal the leaks but you and your other half.
Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020
Get the Open relationshipmug. A rank given to not many people. It is the hardest rank a gamer could get. But here is a guide to get into one:
1. Have money
2.Have muscles
3.Have an Only-Fans account
4.Be very horny
5.ignore rule number 7
6.Watch an only-Fans account
7.You will probably get in a relationship now
When your in one. Make sure you have a bed for 2.
1. Have money
2.Have muscles
3.Have an Only-Fans account
4.Be very horny
5.ignore rule number 7
6.Watch an only-Fans account
7.You will probably get in a relationship now
When your in one. Make sure you have a bed for 2.
by Retard1425 March 19, 2021
Get the Relationshipmug. Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020
Get the Mcdonald's Relationshipmug. A form of relationship prevention whereby you casually date someone with the intention of preventing them from committing to another relationship. You may or may not be interested in this person, but what you are certainly interested in is keeping them off the market for the time being
Have you seen Amy is still dating Jonah? Looks like she’s got him in a relationship condom for sure.
by Uniqua_cam July 28, 2021
Get the Relationship Condommug. Where two people care about each other but there is no feeling of romance she has a connection to you where they are just friends but they look out for each other like mothers do for there babies
by Micheal Darwin November 28, 2017
Get the mother son relationshipmug. Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Bill: I tried dating some chick I met at Target the other day but it turned out to be a dude and he hit me in the eye with his dick!
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...
by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020
Get the Mcdonald's Relationshipmug. A condition where someone becomes hyper-focused on minor flaws or negative aspects of their romantic relationship, causing them to lose sight of the overall beauty, strength, and positivity of the connection. This distorted perspective often leads to unnecessary dissatisfaction, conflict, or even a breakup. The most effective remedy is cultivating gratitude and consciously appreciating the positive elements of the partnership.
"They were genuinely happy together, but relationship dysmorphia set in, and suddenly all they saw were problems rather than the deep love they shared."
by drstarheartsong October 5, 2025
Get the Relationship Dysmorphiamug.