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6 foot 2 13 year old presumed male

Bread Bitch
Wheat Boy
Small Peen
Circumcised number 2
Person 1: walks into class

Person 2: God dammit Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason stole my diary
by maksammich August 29, 2019
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Riley

Riley is a person who doesn't like any source of meat. She is scared of bouncy balls. She is a good friend. She is a nice person. When she laughs she makes you want to laugh as well. She tends to be scared of alot of things, but she is very emotional. When you make her mad she decides to shin kick you. She is a midget. She can cry when there is nothing to cry about. And she pee her pants once in a while
Is that Riley she always tends to cry
by Jdjrjbfsirnisnrbee February 6, 2022
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Riley

A Riley is a well known comedian with the personality that can make any person fall inlove with them, also if its a male he has a 20 inch horse cock
"Riley just killed my girls pussy"
by Littlechildtoucher November 22, 2021
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Riley

Riley is an... interesting person. She is VERY out going and loud. VERY loud, and not one bit secretive. She’s a good friend and will kick any boys ass. She’s really annoying and likes to wear slutty outfits. (Sky high socks and short

skirts. REALLY short skirts.) Riley is really...entertaining and doesn’t give a frick. Riley is overall a very dead person. 😘
“Stop being all scientific and smart. Ewwwww!” -Riley
by roastingGMS November 1, 2020
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Riley

Riley is the definition of a nerd. Riley's barely facetime's but she only does it to the best friends in her life. Riley doesn't talk that much but when she does she is very loud and talkative.
Person 1 OMG is that Riley
Person 2 I haven't seen her since last year
Riley: Hey guys I can't talk right now.
Everyone Else Okay Bye
by hi humans on the inter web September 29, 2020
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Riley

A 7"8 NBA player who lived in a shit area his entire childhood. He later became EPIC at basketball and this is when his Dad returned.
"He's good at basketball"
"Yeah, that's Riley"
by Al-an May 11, 2020
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Riley

Riley is a god amongst men, if it’s not his cunning looks or chiseled body it’s his great chat that make the women swoon to him, most men envy him and wish to be just a little bit like him also extremely funny

“Bro that guy is so good looking his name must be Riley”

“Ive nearly fucked as many girls as Riley”
“Bro that guy is so good looking his name must be Riley”

“Ive nearly fucked as many girls as Riley”
by Red rhymes November 22, 2021
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