The process forming a two prong shocker by twisting your index finger and middle finger together and then your ring and pinky finger in the same fashion. After doing so you, insert one of the two forms into the vaginal area and other in the rectum; wiggling them ferociously inside while rubbing the clit with your thumb.
Dude me and that bitch got crazy, not only did i finger her, but i gave her the retarded ewalk and she took it like a champ.
I have one goal tonight and it's to retarded ewalk a bitch.
I have one goal tonight and it's to retarded ewalk a bitch.
by BASMAN99 July 21, 2009
Get the retarded ewalkmug. A polite way of calling someone who is obviously retarded, retarded. Another way of using the word is just simply saying "Ricky" it gets the point across rather well.
"Ey you know they call me Ricky? Ricky retarded."
"Oh I dont know about that Tak fellow, he's a bit Ricky.."
"Oh I dont know about that Tak fellow, he's a bit Ricky.."
by Donnyderp July 21, 2019
Get the Ricky Retardedmug. Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night “
Jessica: “Amazing! He went retard thunder on me! It felt amazing!”
Jessica: “Amazing! He went retard thunder on me! It felt amazing!”
by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017
Get the Retard thundermug. A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.
Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!
by Project Kdizzle February 14, 2014
Get the retard smashmug. Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night”
Jessica: “He was awesome especially when he released his almighty retard thunder!”
Jessica: “He was awesome especially when he released his almighty retard thunder!”
by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017
Get the Retard thundermug. by DripGodEtan April 7, 2022
Get the Nathan Retardmug. A group of three or more cars on the highway or interstate that are all trying their best to pass the slower vehicle(s) in front of them. These brigades tend to spawn around construction areas, one lane highways, or behind other traffic going the speed limit in the left most lane. Retard brigades will stop at nothing to pass you and will often tailgate and cut off other drivers to achieve their goals of getting stuck behind the next group of vehicles going the speed limit.
by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023
Get the retard brigademug.