spoopy puppy

the definition of retard

spoopy puppy = retard

by Alexander Toast October 30, 2020

puppy brain

When a person is obsessed with all dog breeds, and starts cooing over any dog they see walking the streets.

I have such Puppy Brain - I want a dog so badly.

by taiwks January 22, 2014

Puppy wuppy

A person who gets boned on the daily

Cassum: Puppy wuppy got boned
Boulder: I know....

by rayeb May 13, 2022

Puppy wuppy

A Person who likes to get boned by boulderkind

Friend 1: Puppy wuppy got boned

Boulder: I know

by rayeb May 14, 2022

puppy card

Using the fact that you have a cute dog/puppy to attract girls

I thought she was losing interest, so I had to pull out the puppy card for another chance.

by Ana_L June 26, 2017

sick puppy

A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.

Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.

by elfinmajik November 13, 2017

Puppy

A puppy is a cute bundle of happiness that needs to be loved and fed

Did you see that puppy she looks so adorable I just want to hug her

by Some Random Guy From Maryland November 12, 2020