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Poon

A Poon is approximately 10 milliliters of muc (aka cum, semen, wacky liquid, knuckle children, funny hose leakage, 500 grand of dept, the wormies, liquid dream killer...). One poon of muc is enough to perfectly fill one lightbulb casing.
Oh my god, a new record, 17 whole poons of muc in one ejaculation.
I'm about to muc, get ready to catch my poons.
This hot rod can hold 45 poons worth of muc.
by master poonway April 25, 2022
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Poon

When u have a drag on a high Nic hoon when ur sitting on the dunny and u get the Nic shits
Oi cunt imma boost gotta have a poon
by Youngslayer69 February 23, 2021
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Out-poon

To bed more women than your fellow males
Damn, Johnny could out-poon any of you, and he has no personality and no game
by Golden Hexagon May 6, 2024
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poon diving

The act of getting, or trying to get poon. Can also be used simply if a person is trying to get with a girl.
"Ian is poon diving on Caroline."

"Kerry is peen diving on Ian." (Antonym)
by D Rex December 15, 2007
mugGet the poon divingmug.

Poon Poon

It's a way of showing off your affection anywhere and everywhere and always ends up with no clothes and children either in the mouth, being made or on the boobs
by Rucas - GGSS BOYS August 11, 2021
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Poon

by tiLOW January 6, 2021
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Poon Price

Or "pussy price" or "pp"

The opportunity cost of acquiring "poontang"

Micro factors include:
- Distance of travel
- Circumference of poontang o 0 O
"She lives in Oslo bro, is the poon price worth it?! You could be chilling with us, and maybe even find some hot local singles in your area."
by Narcissus Flower August 27, 2015
mugGet the Poon Pricemug.

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