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dog and pony show

when you get to a bar or club, and there is a line of yuppies down the block, and big black bouncers that won't let anyone in, and you have to piss so badly your bladder is going to rupture.
This is a real dog and pony show if i've ever seen one.
anohter word for stupid
that's so pongo!
pongo by bubba January 6, 2004

pontoon animal 

A fat obese chick resembling a large animal.
pontoon animal by Wada November 19, 2005

battered pony 

The art of having intercourse with someone after they have been smeared with faeces. The most common practice is having intercourse with three particapents, the third smears the one being fucked (ridden - hense the 'pony')with shit (the 'batter'), making sure that they do not notice in the heat of the moment.
Matt Lee: "i sure enjoyed being covered with shit by Josh Harris whilst being pounded up the ass by his mother, i was one heck of a battered pony. "
battered pony by george + fred August 29, 2007
The act of having a cigarette. When you want to or just lit up.
Pony up by GrChRo April 27, 2011

Pony cat fish gum bbq

You dont know only jhc members and josh himself know.. which he shouldnt
Wow that was some good pony cat fish gum bbq... D-UNIT!
Pony cat fish gum bbq by Eric December 21, 2003