piss all

basically just means nothing

“oi what did you get up to this weekend, mate?”
“oh, piss all to be honest”

by the real otomachi una October 28, 2020

Piss rim

The portion of the porcelain toilet rim that is exposed by a u- shaped toilet seat.

In public places (or dirty homes with a u-shaped toilet seat) the area of the toilet rim that dried up pee, and lone pubic hair escapees gather.

Every time I take a poop in public, and I wipe, my arm hits the piss rim!!!

Or

Last night, I was so drunk. I threw up so hard I held onto the piss rim for dear life!!!

by agotaras2000 October 26, 2022

piss wrangler

someone who tries to catch there piss in a jar.

Ha Ha you aren't a good piss wrangler!

by Fro Man August 13, 2007

swiss piss

(as a man) to pee sitting down so that noise is minimized

A reference to Switzerland's ban on peeing standing up after 10 P.M due to noise complaints by neighbors.

Since I didn't want to wake up my tired father, who would beat me if I ever did, I took a swiss piss that night to avoid any sound.

by Delfinite June 2, 2022

pissing poser

One who pisses on the side of a building, And flexes his muscles in the window!

The pissing poser was in the park again today!

by Big Mers September 3, 2016

piss-littering

The act of throwing plastic jugs of urine out of a vehicle window and into the roadside ditch or weeds / bushes.
Piss-littering is usually performed by long-haul truckers as a matter of convenience.

It's the problem that's threatening to turn Oregon into a 97,052-square-mile Honey Bucket: roadside urine dumping. Today, to fight the epidemic of plastic jugs of urine being tossed from cars onto the roadside, the Oregon House Transportation Committee endorsed House Bill 3530, which would make improper disposal of human waste punishable by fines of up to $2,500. The Seattle P-I reports that the bill would target all urine-tossing motorists, but would specify harsher penalties for commercial drivers; in addition to pricey fines, pro truckers found guilty of piss-littering could face license suspension. State officials blame the boom in abandoned jugs on increased competition in the trucking industry, which deters truckers from stopping for pee breaks, but Oregon trucking associations are crying foul and playing innocent. "I don't think there's any evidence it's the trucking industry," said trucker lobbyist Robert Russell, adding, "Whoever's doing it shouldn't be doing it." Bill 3530 now goes to the Oregon Senate Transportation Committee.

by Telephony August 8, 2020

Pissing in the wind

You are peeing against the wind (peeing on yourself) Not thinking (being unintelligent).

You are going to be disappointed with the results, bound to be disappointed by the end result (setting yourself up for disappointment) raising your expectations to high.

•Not thinking about the results of your actions.
•Expecting more than someone is willing to offer.
•Not thinking about what your saying, before you say it (being “dumb”).
•Making things more complicated than they need to be.

-Other ways it might be said
•Pissing into the wind
•Pissing against the wind
•Pissing towards the wind

•Your pissing in the wind if you think you could beat me in a game of chess.

•If you expect me to show up early for work your pissing in the wind.

•if you think I’m going to get an A+ on my math test you are pissing into the wind.

•You are pissing against the wind if you think your IQ is higher than mine.

•If you expect me to give you a raise you are pissing in the wind.

by ConnorDictionary4Real September 28, 2020