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mulch pile

noun: hair that sticks out from the edges of a chicks panties.
Dude... she was so fine till I got my head under her skirt and found a mulch pile...time for the mexican gardener....
by Mark January 28, 2005
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Plied

experience in the sleek art of theft, not a random theif but a smart, sly, and sleek one. Skill in what they do not force and intimidation. REAL theif
He a plied, house your shit you wont know until the next day, wont see him or feel him, like a ghost, a real proffesional, smart.
by jacop November 19, 2007
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Pined

You got pined and it's only the 3rd inning, lmfao
by Geotrio June 11, 2003
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pilez

Dude, I know Pilez.
by pilez January 20, 2009
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Pined

When you get so drunk that your sense of judgment in regards to the attractiveness of a female is lowered significantly
I only slept with her because I got pined last night
by Reggin6 December 10, 2018
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pledge pipe cleaning

A new hazing tactic used by Frats and Sororities across the nation.

The sister sorority’s pledges take a trip to a Mexican restaurant and must eat really spicy food. Afterwards they take laxatives. Then, they go outside and play volleyball or something else for a while to get absolutely drenched in sweat and develop really bad swamp ass. This is the preparation phase.

Next, the sister pledges are made to get on their hands and knees in a doggystyle position and the brother fraternity’s pledges are made to get behind them and stick their tongues deep into the assholes of the sisters. The boys are now the pipe cleaners. The sister pledges are supposed to ride their tongues in and out of their assholes using it like a pipe cleaner. Usually this is made to last at least 10-15 minutes. During this, the girls must try to fart as many times as possible. At the end of it, the girls with the 5 fewest number of farts must then become pipe cleaners for the girls with the 5 highest number of farts. So this produces the incentive to not lose.

Rules: Under NO circumstances is a frat pledge allowed to pull his tongue out of the girl’s asshole until he is told that the time is up. He could be subject to restarting AND being made to do it 2 or 3 times if he does.

There are no restrictions on how many times a sorority pledge can fart or how aggressive they are allowed to ride the tongue of the frat pledge. While shitting is not allowed, sharting is to be expected due to the laxatives.
I heard John went though the pledge pipe cleaning yesterday. He told me he can’t get the taste out of his mouth no matter what he does!
by GigaChad Leonidas March 27, 2022
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Polynesian Pile Driver

Perform a normal pile driver. Lay a woman on her back and force her legs over her head. The man squats over the woman and forces his erect penis downward into the woman's vagina. The man then thrusts up and down like a jackhammer. In addition, the man takes the spiky head of a pineapple and shoves it up the woman's ass providing a very unpleasant sensation, along with a nice aroma and possible bleeding. If you want to get fancy and perform a "Polynesian pearl piledriver" the man must also dip his balls in honey and shaved coconut adding to the pleasant aroma.
My bitch was in the mood for pineapples, so I gave her a Polynesian pile driver. Nonetheless she never asked for pineapples again.
Sex piledriver pineapple
by hoover50 November 7, 2015
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